WELCOME TO THE LOCKDOWN DIARIES

Alcohol units: 219 (given up acknowledging) Showers: 12 Cat: 1 Dog: 1 Wife: 1 Kids alive: 4 Potatoes: 25kg In-laws: 2 Dear Diary,...

Alcohol units: 210 (maybe more I lost count) Showers: 12 Cat: 1 Dog: 1 Wife: 1 Kids alive: 4 Potatoes: 5kg In-laws: 2 Dear Diary, Well,...

Alcohol units: 199 (Double century anyone?) Showers: 11 Cat: 1 Dog: 1 Wife: 1 Kids alive: 4 Potatoes: 10kg In-laws: 2 Dear Diary It’s a...

Alcohol units: 192 Showers: 9 Cat: 1 Dog: 1 Wife: 1 Kids alive: 4 Potatoes: 10kg In-laws: 2 Dear Diary, Work this week has been in full...

Alcohol units: 187 Showers: 9 Cat: 1 Dog: 1 Wife: 1 Kids alive: 4 Potatoes: 0kg In-laws: 2 Easter Eggs: 0 Dear Diary, I do not know what...

Alcohol units: around 160 Showers: 7 Cat: 1(found) Dog: 1 Wife: 1 Kids alive: 4 Potatoes: 10kg In-laws: 2 Easter Eggs: 04 Dear Diary, the...

Alcohol units: 150 Showers: 6 Cat: 1(feral) Dog: 1 Wife: 1 Kids alive: 4 Potatoes: Unsure Father-in-laws: 1 Easter Eggs: 28 Dear Diary,...

Alcohol units: 140 (went easy last night) Showers: 5 Cat: 1(not home but roaming) Dog: 1 Wife: 1 Kids alive: 4 Potatoes: 5kg In-laws: 3...

Alcohol units: 128 (went easy last night) Showers: 5 Facial hair: Rugged (John Hamm, last series, Mad Men) Jogs: 0 Cat: 1 Dog: 1 Wife: 1...

Alcohol units: 123 (If age is but a number so should units be!) Showers: 5 Facial hair: Rugged (John Hamm?) Jogs: 0 Cat: 1! (we think)...

Alcohol units: 116 (who’s counting anyway?) Showers: 4 Facial hair: Groomed Jogs: 0 Cat: 0 Dog: 1 Wife: 1 Kids alive: 3 Potatoes: 5kg...

Alcohol units: 109 (who’s counting anyway?) Showers: 4 Facial hair: Groomed Jogs: 0 Cat: 0 Dog: 1 Wife: 1 Kids alive: 3 Potatoes: 0...

Report 10: Day 9 Alcohol units: 101 (in Cricket this number would get me a standing ovation) Showers: 4 Facial hair: Need to do...

Alcohol units: 95 (worryingly close to triple-figures) Showers: 4 Facial hair: Rasputin-like Jogs: 0 Cat: 0 (MIA) Dog: 1 Wife: 1 Kids...

Alcohol units: 82 (Drank Poppies share as well...) Showers: 3 Facial hair: Johnny Depp P/o Caribbean Jogs: 0 Cat: 1 Dog: 1 Wife: 1 Kids...

Alcohol units: 72 (starting to think I should stop counting) Showers: 3 Facial hair: Tom Hanks...Castaway but not "Running" Gump Jogs: 0...

Alcohol units: 64 Showers: 2 Facial hair: Tom Hanks...getting Castaway Jogs: 0 Cat: 1 Dog: 1 Wife: 1 Kids alive: 3 Potatoes: 14 + 5kg bag...

Alcohol units: 55 Showers: 2 Facial hair: Jake Gyllenhaal (Rugged bordering on unkempt) Jogs: 0 Cat: 0 Dog: 1 Wife: 1 Kids alive: 3...

Alcohol units: 49 Showers: 1 Facial hair: Rugged Jogs: 0 Cat: 0 Kids alive: 3 Potatoes: 5 Father-in-laws: 1 Dear Diary, cant say that day...

Alcohol units: 38 Showers: 1 Jogs: 0 Kids alive: 3 Missing cat: 1 Dear Diary, what a time to be alive. Woke up early to take part in this...